my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

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Played 66727 times.

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"Other people are not medicine."
— It took me 9 years to figure that out (via bl-ossomed)

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What are you doing? He hit puberty. #horseface #destinfl #crabisland

Liam’s Ice Bucket Challenge

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"I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle"

The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via pokemasterjack)

And accurate representation of when my friends and I attempt to make plans together

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"She’s the girl that has a few best friends & doesn’t need anymore, the girl that laughs the hardest at her own jokes. She’s the girl that will hang up on you, but then call you right back & say sorry. She’s the girl who will never leave your side when you need her, the girl who will go out of her way to cheer you up. She’s the girl who says she isn’t ticklish, but really is. She’s the girl who will not give up on you if she really believes in you. She’s the girl who believes in loving somebody forever. She’s me."